Dopey Dad #21

Obviously, a parody of "Total Drama World Tour." 

Poor, poor James...

Dopey Dad #20

Here it is, the big 2-0.

Dopey Dad #19

 

Dopey Dad #18

 Yes, the dog's nickname is "Poo."

In the top panel, Simple Simon is trying to be a stand-up comic, (he says: "and then I was like: Indeed I have not any!") but dad doesn't seem to like it much...

Hint: The guy in the box and at the school crossing are the same person...

Dopey Dad #17

Sorry for the delay, folks. Was busy finishing the most recent Dopey Dad. (The series is now in its late 20's)

The newspaper says: "James escapes from prison! Nobody cares! James vows revenge on entire Tri-state area!" (story on page 28)

  

Stay tuned, folks. We'll be right back!

Dopey Dad #16

I'm probably going to have to script this one:

Judge: Dopey Dad, you are hereby sentenced on various charges provided by a criminal mastermind. ...Soon, the world will see who and what you truly are!
Meanwhile: "Who is this strange vigilante? ... Stalking the streets ... leaving no crime unjustified!
She is: -The one who busted Dopey Dad!"

My P.O.V. (point of view): I am a young girl, 16 at most, who likes to help out as much as she can and wants to make the world a better-fairer-place.
Me: *pst pst pst*
Policeman: Eh?
After witnessing a scene quite disturbing on the eyes, I saw to it that Dopey Dad be charged with harassment.
Dad's P.O.V.: Hmm... I seem to have been put away by a criminal mastermind.What they want is not yet clear. But I do know one thing... That she does not like me!
Later: (It was me, if not obvious in the first place)
Me: Oh, hey Perry.
Perry: ...?
Me: Oh, not much lately. I caught Dopey Dad committing some crimes...

Store person: Come back here!
Dad: Ha ha ha ha!
(Whether caught shoplifting...)
(Stealing food off people's plates...)
*Slurp*
"Hey!"
(harassing...)
*Poke*
"Quit it."
Fourth panel: *Whack!*
(Yes, he likes to pop balloons. Don't know why...)
Me: Okay, so that last part was a bit exaggerated, but still. So, do you want to go to-
Hairy guy: Not so fast!
Me and Perry: ?!!
Hairy guy: It was I, Naraku Crudsworth, who put your dad up to it!

Naraku: Your dad was merely a pawn in my game... First, I got him high on cough syrup...
Dad: Ha ha! Look at all the pretty colours!
Naraku: Then, I convinced him to do all those nasty things with his weakened will... "Why?" you ask? Because I LOVE thriving on the misery of others! HA HA HA HA HA! Now nothing can stop me from world-
Me: Not so fast! I got that all on my flip cam! *beep*
Naraku: D'oh! Why do we always tell the good guys our plans? It doesn't make any sense!
And so:
Judge/Jury: ...Dopey Dad, you are hereby found innocent!
Dad: Woo Hoo!

 Later:
Me: I had a wonderful night. Thanks for everything, Perry.
Dad: (suddenly) Da da da! DadadaDAdada...!
Naraku: Curse you, Dad the Barefoot!
Me and Perry: (stunned silence)
Me: So, I'll see you on... Thursday?

Dopey Dad #15

Note: I have absolutely nothing against Kikyo. My brother doesn't like her though, and this was drawn in a time when kissing someone else's man was frowned upon. So, yeah...


Explanation, since the kid who read this was confused as to what happened.

So apparently, dad was supposed to get his soul back, but instead, what happened was that he got the soul of a "fat woman." Which explains his behaviour and why he wears dresses. Kikyo actually seems to favour this dad, as she percieved the other one as weird. (Dad says the thing about meetings because we were at one when I drew that panel. This is still when I made 'em up as I went along. Nowadays, I make a skeleton before I draw the comics.) I tell Kikyo to "change him back" because I knew he was planning something before he switched souls. In the last panel, when Kikyo gives him back his soul, we find out that that thing was a vacation. (And apparently, the people in the background think they get to come along too!)