Newest Comic Coming Soon!

For those of you wondering about my most recent comic, don't worry. It's almost finished.

Here's a sneak preview for you all:

In the meantime, I'll keep working on it. Stay safe, kids, and do not attempt to jump over your own birthday cake in roller skates. You may be a little disappointed...

Dopey Dad #27

"Why is he calling her a Dopey Dad...?" Observations Monthly.

 

Dad: This book says that the more a girl acts like she hates you, the more she really likes you.

Book:*Unless, of course, she really hates you!

Dad: Hmm...

Hey, you want to go to a-

Mom: No.

Me: Don't even think about it!

Dad: Oh... ... Um... ...

Hurray, I'm Popular!

Meanwhile:

James' Mom: Aren't you proud of yourself, James?

James: Yeah... I don't think I'll be evil anymore...

 

*Dun dun dun*

Jenna: I sense a disturbance in the force...

Don't worry, James! I'm coming!

Teacher: But Jenna, we're still in class!

Dad: Out of the darkness, a villain will rise...

Huh?! *finds broccoli in the cookie jar*

Unfortunately, this also means that a hero will rise... and this one's good.

(Broccoli tag says: "Enjoy!" -SvT.)

Me: Up ahead, the young pilot spots her target...

Jenna: Hey, James! I heard you were good again and have come to-!

*Bang*

James: Hey, cookies!

Jenna: I forgot who I was going to change!

Me: Mission accomplished!

Dad: No sweets anywhere! This can only be the work of...

...a teenage girl...

 Meanwhile:

 Guy 1: Alright, so first we destroy the guy's plane, he survives, runs for cover, and then we condemn him to He**?

Guy 2: Yeah... That was pretty mean. We should make it up to him...

And that, kids, is how good songs are created!

(Song writers re-evaluate their songs)

"Merry Christmas in July, Everyone."

(Yeah, it surprised me that the same guys who wrote "Snoopy's Christmas" would resort themselves to condemning a man just because he fought for the other side.)

Newspaper: Teenage girl rides again!

Dad: Someone has got to put a stop to this...

This ought to be a cinch...

Me over radio: *tzzt* Dad... flying a World War One plane was not a cinch...

Dad: Where are you...?

Me: I'm flying at a safe altitude... you're not.

*Dad's plane freezes*

Dad: Curse you, Teenage Daughter!

I must pull up! It's my only hope!

*Is able to land his plane*

Phew! I made it!

*Parachute drops*

What's this?

Note: Dad- Sorry about the cookies. Needed them for another mission. But don't worry, I saved you the last one. -SvT.

:)

Dopey Dad #26

At the end, what happened was that Dad accidentally mixed up the gifts-he meant to give the golf clubs to Grampa and the naked picture of himself to Mom...

The man in the last panel's saying: "Hey, isn't that the gentleman from the country club?!"

No offense to James' father, whom I'm sure is a good man and not at all abusive...

Oh and we're nearing the end. Stay tuned for Dopey Dad #27 and 28 in August.

Dopey Dad #25

 The book on the floor in the last panel says: "Father knows Zilch."

Book reads: How to Not be Lazy. 

(This was drawn before I found out about James' community service hour work and that he actually won an award for it...)

 The word that was misremembered as linoleum was actually, "horse liniment."

Dopey Dad #24

Dad will never learn, will he?

Dopey Dad #23

Based on a true story.

Apologies to "Jenna"s everywhere...

Dopey Dad #22

Ah, yes, the infamous holiday one... 

I love it, personally, but be warned. Includes public service announcement towards yaoi (that doesn't reflect my personal beliefs), and an overzealous Christian. 

Otherwise, enjoy!

Santa's monologue may be a bit hard to read. He says: "I know you wanted some presents this year, but you also managed to inadvertently grant everyone else a Merry Christmas! Have some cider now..."

^.^

Merry Christmas in July, everyone!